In An Effort To Save Love

Are you tired of always saying the wrong thing when you’re trying to flirt?

Never get that joke quite right?

If you hadn’t spilled your entire relationship history within in the first 5 minutes of your first date, would YOU be the one walking down the isle this summer?

Hi, I’m the Ginger Midget and I’m here to tell you that your days of awkward doorstep scenes, one too many sodas at dinner, and trying to pay with an expired credit card while the potential man or woman of your dreams is watching... are OVER.

Introducing “Un-DONE”, a revolutionary breakthrough that turns any improvisational fail into a squeaky-clean first impression. Combining thousands of newly discovered and currently un-named herbs with freshly squeezed regret and our mother’s tears, marriage enthusiasts everywhere have spent the last 5 billion years formulating this product to perfection.

Simply carry “Un-DONE” with you during any special, yet socially hazardous event. If at any time you feel that you have crossed the line between cute and deranged, just apply a generous amount of “Un-DONE” directly into the face of your crush to instantly erase your flaw!

** Take care to apply a generous amount as the duration of results are still undetermined**