I took my temperature this morning and it has officially been confirmed. I have Spring Fever. Signs and symptoms include wearing one less layer of clothing when leaving the house, wearing sunglasses all day, wearing yellow, refusing to wear makeup, and shaving my legs regularly. This is highly contagious so please pay extra attention to your body and make sure if you have contracted Spring Fever that you are taking the necessary precautions. Everybody responds to different treatment plans, but I am confident you will find the right one should you are someone you love come down with the fever. I have found great success in the following:
Shopping for and then subsequently devouring fruit
Buying a new bathing suit in anticipation of the permanent weather change
Long country drives with the windows cracked
Running outside
Buy flowers
Clean your closets and throw everything away! EVERYTHING!
Practice sitting on the porch
Blow bubbles in the park
Slurpee runs
Wash your car inside and out
Exchange all of those dark colors in the house with bright ones
Hug somebody
Please feel free to list any of the things that have helped your Spring Fever in the past so we can all benefit!
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